tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-55301158244939443962024-03-14T08:46:24.548-05:00Hakim Drops the Ball!Telling the Legend of Brian Milne since 2000...Mr. Held Overhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15267337235861718498noreply@blogger.comBlogger470125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5530115824493944396.post-59141620721043795252014-09-04T22:05:00.001-05:002014-09-05T08:59:57.673-05:002014 NFL predictions sure to go wrongIt's been a year since I last posted (again). Here are my predictions for the final standings of the 2014 NFL regular season. And to spice things up, I'm also sharing my answers for the "4 people you have dinner with" question…MANY. DIFFERENT. VERSIONS. And I can't use the same answer twice. BOOM...<br />
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<b>AFC South</b><br />
Indianapolis Colts (10-6) *<br />
Tennessee Titans (9-7) *<br />
Houston Texans (6-10)<br />
Jacksonville Jaguars (2-14)<br />
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<i>Name 4 living people you'd have dinner with:</i><br />
<span style="font-family: inherit;">Eddie Vedder</span><br />
<span style="font-family: inherit;">Neil deGrasse Tyson</span><br />
<span style="font-family: inherit;">Jon Stewart</span><br />
Cormac McCarthy<br />
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<b>AFC West</b><br />
Denver Broncos (11-5) *<br />
Kansas City Chiefs (10-6) *<br />
Oakland Raiders (7-9)<br />
San Diego Chargers (7-9)<br />
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<i>Name 4 dead people you'd have dinner with:</i><br />
Ernest Hemingway<br />
Abraham Lincoln<br />
Sun Tzu<br />
Beethoven<br />
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<b>AFC East</b><br />
New England Patriots (11-5) *<br />
Miami Dolphins (8-8)<br />
New York Jets (5-11)<br />
Buffalo Bills (3-13)<br />
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<i>Name 4 presidents you'd have dinner with:</i><br />
George Washington<br />
Thomas Jefferson<br />
Teddy Roosevelt<br />
Dwight Eisenhower<br />
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<b>AFC North</b><br />
Baltimore Ravens (10-6) *<br />
Cincinnati Bengals (9-7)<br />
Pittsburgh Steelers (6-10)<br />
Cleveland Browns (4-12)<br />
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<i>Name 4 stand-up comics you'd have dinner with:</i><br />
Louis C.K.<br />
Bill Burr<br />
Lewis Black<br />
Kathleen Madigan<br />
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<b>NFC South</b><br />
New Orleans Saints (12-4) *<br />
Atlanta Falcons (8-8) *<br />
Tampa Bay Buccaneers (6-10)<br />
Carolina Panthers (5-11)<br />
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<i>Name 4 athletes (active or retired) you'd have dinner with:</i><br />
Drew Brees<br />
Charles Barkley<br />
Wladimir Klitschko<br />
Ronda Rousey<br />
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<b>NFC West</b><br />
Seattle Seahawks (12-4) *<br />
Arizona Cardinals (10-6)<br />
San Francisco 49ers (9-7)<br />
St. Louis Rams (3-13)<br />
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<i>Name 4 actors you'd have dinner with:</i><br />
Tom Hanks<br />
Chris Pratt<br />
Jennifer Lawrence<br />
Samuel Jackson<br />
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<b>NFC East</b><br />
Philadelphia Eagles (11-5) *<br />
Dallas Cowboys (8-8)<br />
New York Giants (6-10)<br />
Washington (5-11)<br />
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<i>Name 4 Uptons (living or dead) you'd have dinner with:</i><br />
Kate Upton<br />
Kate Upton<br />
Kate Upton<br />
Upton Sinclair (and he's getting kicked out the dinner hall after 10 minutes anyway)<br />
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<b>NFC North</b><br />
Chicago Bears (10-6) *<br />
Green Bay Packers (9-7) *<br />
Detroit Lions (5-11)<br />
Minnesota Vikings (4-12)<br />
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<i>Name 4 pro wrestlers (living or dead) you'd have dinner with:</i><br />
Nakamura<br />
Dusty Rhodes<br />
Mick Foley<br />
Randy Savage<br />
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Okay, so I've got the Saints going 12-4. But how do they get there?<br />
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Week 1: @Atlanta Falcons - W, 33-24<br />
Week 2: @Cleveland Browns - W, 34-17<br />
Week 3: Minnesota Vikings - W, 41-24<br />
Week 4: @Dallas Cowboys - W, 24-20<br />
Week 5: Tampa Bay Buccaneers - W, 21-10<br />
Week 6: BYE WEEK<br />
Week 7: @Detroit Lions - W, 31-21<br />
Week 8: Green Bay Packers - W, 45-31<br />
Week 9: @Carolina Panthers - L, 27-21<br />
Week 10: San Francisco 49ers - L, 28-24<br />
Week 11: Cincinnati Bengals - W, 30-24<br />
Week 12: Baltimore Ravens - W, 28-14<br />
Week 13: @Pittsburgh Steelers - L, 23-16<br />
Week 14: Carolina Panthers - W, 20-17<br />
Week 15: @Chicago Bears - L, 28-17<br />
Week 16: Atlanta Falcons - W, 21-20<br />
Week 17: @Tampa Bay Buccaneers - W, 30-20Mr. Held Overhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15267337235861718498noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5530115824493944396.post-13825078037104913652013-09-05T17:28:00.001-05:002013-09-05T17:28:26.240-05:00Prediction: Saints finish 10-6, make playoffs...BUT HOW DO THEY GET THERE?!?Damn, I haven't posted here in nearly a year? I'm surprised the website's still active. But hey, never turn away good news, or whatever the expression is.<br />
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So on Twitter I predicted the Saints would go 10-6 and make the playoffs. That has me wondering: what did I predict last year for the Saints?<br />
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<i><a href="http://hakimdropstheball.blogspot.com/2012/09/getting-to-10-6game-by-game.html" target="_blank">10-6; make the playoffs</a>.</i><br />
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God, I'm such a gutless turd sometimes.<br />
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Anyway...here's my game-by-game prediction for the Saints' 2013 season. I'm sure NOTHING will be wrong this time out.<br />
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Week 1: Atlanta Falcons - W<br />
Week 2: @Tampa Bay Buccaneers - W<br />
Week 3: Arizona Cardinals - W<br />
Week 4: Miami Dolphins - W (Party in the MIA? <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnkLfYk_ff8" target="_blank">Party in the MIA</a>.)<br />
Week 5: @Chicago Bears - L (Saints STILL haven't figured out Chicago on the road)<br />
Week 6: @New England Patriots - L (I'll smash my balls in a cabinet drawer after watching ESPN fawn over Tom Brady after he breaks The Brees Streak.)<br />
Week 7: BYE WEEK!<br />
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Week 8: Buffalo Bills - W<br />
Week 9: @New York Jets - W (Rex Ryan will probably be fired before this game. I could TOTALLY see him trolling NY fans and the media by appearing on the opposite sidelines with his brother or some shit. I would write a scenario JUST LIKE THIS, but Kissing Suzy Kolber would have my ass.)<br />
Week 10: Dallas Cowboys - W<br />
Week 11: San Francisco 49ers - L (The less I say about the better.)<br />
Week 12: @Atlanta Falcons - L (ALL of the middle fingers.)<br />
Week 13: @Seattle Seahawks - L (Can't wait to watch ESPN fawn over "great despite being small" Russell Wilson's performance.)<br />
Week 14: Carolina Panthers - W<br />
Week 15: @St. Louis Rams - W (F*ck the mustache.)<br />
Week 16: @Carolina Panthers - L<br />
Week 17: Tampa Bay Buccaneers - W (Saints clinch playoff spot with the win here at home.)<br />
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OTHER MEANINGLESS SAINTS PREDICTIONS:<br />
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1. Drew Brees throws for over 4,500 yards and 30 TDs.<br />
2. Drew Brees doesn't even place in the MVP voting at season's end.<br />
3. I go nuclear over the entire MVP voting process.<br />
4. Jimmy Graham catches 80+ passes and has fewer than 9 drops.<br />
5. Meachem has 3 good games all season, infuriating an entire nation of fantasy football players.<br />
6. Kenny Stills finds a matching purse and pumps.<br />
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Now if only I can find a good picture of Mike Carey to Photoshop inside of Iron Man's armor, I've got the makings of a "REFengers" team.<br />
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God, I need a life.Mr. Held Overhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15267337235861718498noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5530115824493944396.post-30971982753712472012012-09-15T13:45:00.000-05:002012-09-15T13:46:33.611-05:00Getting to 10-6....Game by gameSo now that I've gone on record with my preseason prediction of "10-6" I have to explain just how the Saints will get there. Well, I've already been proven wrong on my forecasting, and we're only one week into the season.<br />
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Week 1 - Washington Redskins, W<br />
Week 2 - @Carolina Panthers, L<br />
Week 3 - Kansas City Chiefs, W<br />
Week 4 - @Green Bay Packers, L<br />
Week 5 - BYE<br />
Week 6 - San Diego Chargers, W<br />
Week 7 - @Tampa Bay Buccaneers, L<br />
Week 8 - @Denver Broncos, L<br />
Week 9 - Philadelphia Eagles, W<br />
Week 10 - Atlanta Falcons, W<br />
Week 11 - @Oakland Raiders, W<br />
Week 12 - San Francisco 49ers, W<br />
Week 13 - @Atlanta Falcons, L<br />
Week 14 - @New York Giants, W<br />
Week 15 - Tampa Bay Buccaneers, L<br />
Week 16 - @Dallas Cowboys, W<br />
Week 17 - Carolina Panthers, W<br />
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Notes:<br />
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-Yes, I've got the Bucs sweeping us this season. Hey, I predicted them to go 10-6 this season and WIN the NFC South, so I'm at least staying consistent.<br />
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-I've got the team going 3-5 on the road and 7-1 at home. Dome Field Advantage, folks.<br />
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-I had the team being consistently inconsistent while Interim Interim Head Coach Aaron Kromer is in charge.<br />
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-Based on last year's season opener, I'm keeping with the Packers winning that game.<br />
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-With all my fucking heart, I don't see the Saints losing to the Niners in the Dome. No fucking way.<br />
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-I think the short turnaround between Niners game and the Thursday night game on the road against the Falcons will prove too much.<br />
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-And I think the Saints grab two must-win games to finish the season to clinch a wildcard spot in the postseason.<br />
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-And here's a final season line for Drew Brees: 66% completion rate, over 4,700 passing yards, 40 TDs and 19 INTs.Mr. Held Overhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15267337235861718498noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5530115824493944396.post-86592560214006749362012-09-02T13:09:00.001-05:002012-09-02T13:09:44.842-05:002012-13 NFL Season Predictions<div>
All the preseason games have been played. The seemingly never-ending wave of player cuts have finally ended, and the scraps have been picked off the heap. Al Michaels has perfected his "Out with a ..." voice. Bob Costas has saddled his high horse and is ready to ride again. Frank Caliendo is...well, Frank's doing something with his life now. Not sure what that is. Wang has sharpened his homer tendencies to a fine point. Gregg Williams is banging Thai hookers and competing in underground fight competitions abroad. I'm still working on my British accent and fighting to make myself believe 'The Dark Knight Rises' wasn't as disappointing as I thought.</div>
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So, here's some preseason predictions sure to blow up in my face. And let's throw in some of the greatest hits of the 80s. You know, for the shit of it. (Aside: Why aren't there exclusive 80s stations on terrestrial radio? Jesus Christ, you'd make a fucking mint off that shit. There was enough versatility in the 80s. Quality versatility, at that.)</div>
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AFC South<br />
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2. Tennessee Titans (8-8)</div>
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3. Indianapolis Colts (6-10)</div>
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4. Jacksonville Jaguars (4-12)</div>
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1. Pittsburgh Steelers (11-5) * </div>
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2. Baltimore Ravens (11-5) *</div>
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3. Cincinnati Bengals (7-9)</div>
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4. Cleveland Browns (6-10)</div>
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AFC West</div>
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1. Denver Broncos (10-6) *</div>
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2. San Diego Chargers (10-6) *</div>
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3. Kansas City Chiefs (9-7)</div>
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4. Oakland Raiders (6-10)</div>
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AFC East</div>
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1. New England Patriots (12-4) *</div>
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2. Buffalo Bills (9-7)</div>
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3. New York Jets (6-10)</div>
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4. Miami Dolphins (5-11) </div>
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1. New York Giants (10-6) *</div>
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2. Dallas Cowboys (9-7)</div>
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3. Philadelphia Eagles (6-10)</div>
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4. Washington Redskins (5-11)</div>
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1. San Francisco 49ers (11-5) *</div>
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2. Seattle Seahawks (8-8)</div>
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3. Arizona Cardinals (6-10)</div>
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4. St. Louis Rams (4-12)</div>
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1. Green Bay Packers (12-4) *</div>
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2. Chicago Bears (10-6) *</div>
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3. Detroit Lions (7-9)</div>
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4. Minnesota Vikings (5-11)</div>
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AFC Playoffs, Round 1<br />
HOUSTON d. San Diego<br />
DENVER d. Baltimore<br />
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AFC Playoffs, Round 2<br />
Houston d. PITTSBURGH<br />
NEW ENGLAND d. Denver<br />
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AFC Championship<br />
NEW ENGLAND d. Houston<br />
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NFC Playoffs, Round 1<br />
Chicago d. TAMPA BAY<br />
NEW YORK d. New Orleans<br />
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NFC Playoffs, Round 2<br />
GREEN BAY d. New York<br />
SAN FRAN d. Chicago<br />
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NFC Championship<br />
GREEN BAY d. San Francisco<br />
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Super Bowl XLVII<br />
Green Bay v. New England<br />
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Ah, but just HOW will the Saints arrive at that record? That post is coming later this week.</div>
Mr. Held Overhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15267337235861718498noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5530115824493944396.post-36482709409142931642012-09-01T16:17:00.000-05:002012-09-01T16:20:15.082-05:00Just a reminder folks...<span style="font-family: inherit;">that this guy was NOT named Most Valuable Player last season:</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">"3. Drew Brees</span><br />
<span style="font-family: inherit;">How often does a team change its offensive style in midstream without missing a beat? The Patriots did it when their tight ends replaced Randy Moss and took some of the load off Wes Welker, but what the Saints did last year was even more impressive. After years of running their offense through Marques Colston and a bevy of inconsistent deep receivers, they shifted courses and built it around a castoff running back (Darren Sproles) and a tight end with limited football experience (Graham). Brees used the transitional year to set NFL records for completions, completion percentage, and passing yardage, throwing in a league-leading 46 touchdown passes and 3.5 percent sack rate for good measure. Remember that he also went 40-of-63 for 462 yards with four touchdowns in the playoffs against the mighty 49ers pass defense in San Francisco, the same one that held Eli Manning to 316 yards on 58 attempts and seven third-down conversions amid 21 chances. It's not his fault that the defense allowed 36 points and a career game from Alex Smith." - <a href="http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id/8316940/ranking-players-contracts-national-football-league" target="_blank">Bill Barnwell, Grantland.com</a></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">If anybody needs me, I'll be outside playing in traffic.</span>Mr. Held Overhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15267337235861718498noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5530115824493944396.post-63911070335875261092012-07-29T17:00:00.000-05:002012-07-29T17:00:03.237-05:00#PaytonPropaganda<br />
Grandmaster Wang issued a call today regarding the ever watchful eye of Coach Payton. To quote Bill the Butcher: "Challenge accepted."<br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 13px;"><i>Dave, you or somebody at CSC needs to contact peter king at si.peterking@gmail.com IMMEDIATELY and volunteer to drive him around NOLA on Friday. He's looking for a college student. If I was in town I'd make up a fake resume and send it. Get Travis or hell take a personal day friday and DO THIS yourself. Good pub for CSC for sure and PETER KING STORIES!<br style="text-indent: 0px !important;" /><br style="text-indent: 0px !important;" />Peter why do you love coffee so much?<br style="text-indent: 0px !important;" />Do you want to murder Drew Magary?<br style="text-indent: 0px !important;" /><br style="text-indent: 0px !important;" />Oh the questions!</i></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 13px;">Yeah, I know I'm 600 miles away and not really capable of being the chauffeur Mr. King wants. But I'm the chauffeur Mr. King needs. (#seewhatididthere)</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 13px;">With that in my mind, I fired off a list of questions for Dave or Win Ellington to ask Mr. King as they're driving him to and from the local Starbuck (plural of Starbucks) and GO TO </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 13px;">MORNING CALL AND TELL THE WORLD HOW AWESOME IT IS!!!</span><br />
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On the subject, have you ever traveled on the Orient Express?</div>
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You three favorite dog breeds. GO!<br />
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Mr. King, would you like to see this video of my son turning over on his own? (Note: Only works if Dave's asking.)<br />
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Mr. King, can I interest you in a monogrammed Tulane letterman jacket? (Again, also only works if Dave's asking.)<br />
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Mr. King, don't you think it'd be criminal if Tulane can't get an uptown stadium built for the football team? (See above)</div>
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Peter, why do you write your pieces like Norm MacDonald's Larry King impression crossed with a 24-year-old GED applicant?</div>
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Drew Brees: manliest man who ever manned, OR just a super awesome quarterback who STILL can't get a fair shake. Which is it?</div>
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Which French Quarter titty bar do you prefer?</div>
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Have you ever checked out of a hotel because they didn't offer a coffee maker in the room? Or if the available coffee wasn't up to your standards?</div>
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What do you know about Craig James killing those five hookers in Texas back in the day?</div>
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Monday Night Raw just hit a thousand episodes. When SNF reaches a thousand episodes, will they wheel out Bob Costas' head to give condescending essays at halftime about how nanotechnology isn't all THAT good?</div>
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Best town that represents small town America: O'Fallon, Missouri; Alton, Illinois; Danville, Kentucky; Sante Fe, New Mexico; or Metairie, LA?</div>
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After leaving New Orleans, how long will you be staying in Kiln, Mississippi?</div>
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Is Brett a good cook? Follow-up query: does he surprise you with breakfast in bed?</div>
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Will your piece on the Saints include the phrase, "Swagger. New Orleans has it"? If not, GTFO of my car. I don't care if we're on the I-10 or not. GTFO.</div>Mr. Held Overhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15267337235861718498noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5530115824493944396.post-21423366909786662152012-07-22T18:46:00.003-05:002012-07-22T18:47:51.054-05:00Drew Brees is the one who knocks...<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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I took a color headshot of Drew Brees and laid it over this Breaking Bad promotional picture of Walter White. I blended the 2 pictures together. Walter's glasses, goatee, ears and some of his "hate lines" are still present. Drew's eyes, nose, hair, mouth and cheek structure is substituted in.<br />
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Obviously, the two images didn't line up perfectly, so I had to stretch Drew's face a bit to make it work.<br />
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I've done three versions of this and I think this is the best I'm getting. The first looked too much like Walter White. The second almost looked like I drew lines around Brees' face to represent the glasses and the goatee.<br />
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I look forward to seeing somebody use this as inspiration for meshing Saints players with the cast of 'The Wire' or something.Mr. Held Overhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15267337235861718498noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5530115824493944396.post-15242947852624862962012-07-08T10:30:00.001-05:002012-07-08T10:30:46.131-05:00Favorite Pearl Jam lyrics<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;">After getting "Adarn'd" the other week regarding the suspensions, I realized I needed to take a step back and get away from thinking/talking/writing/Photoshopping Saints related material. So again we're tapping the well of "Kevin is a huge nerd with opinions on the most random shit."</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;">Last time out, I wrote about my 32 favorite comic book movies. This time out, I thought I'd go music instead of movies. And instead of listing my favorite bands or albums, I thought I'd up the degree of difficulty for myself and get really specific: favorite Pearl Jam lyrics.</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;">"Oh, but Pearl Jam SUCKS, Kevin!" you may be thinking. To which I would casually respond, "SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH!!!!!" Or something like that. I love Pearl Jam. There. I said it.</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;">"Oh, but Pearl Jam hasn't had a good album since 'Versus', man!" Uh-huh. I suppose you also think the E! Channel and Hot Topic are the great purveyors of modern culture. Where's that "Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory" meme when I need one?</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;">I tried to pare down some of the lyrics so I wasn't posting entire stanzas of work. Cause that'd be kinda chickenshit, wouldn't it? Oh yeah, here's my favorite lyrics, but I'm copping out and using whole paragraphs. BS. If I'm posting more than a couple lines, it's because all the lines tie in together via a rhyme or some theme that I feel has to be repeated in order for you, dear reader, to fully grasp its awesomeness.</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;">And by the way, I'm not going to Matt Pinfield this thing up by breaking down just what I think each and every lyric means. That's like listening to a self-righteous art critic tell you about every painting in the museum and then explaining what (he/she THINKS) the meaning is for every work.</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;">You're getting the lyric, song and album, and maybe if you're really good I'll toss in a YouTube video or five.</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;">"Oh, dear Dad</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;">Can you see me now?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;">I am myself</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;">Like you, somehow"</span><br />
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WISHLIST (<i>Yield</i>)<br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;">"I wish I was the verb 'to trust' and never let you down."</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;">"I know someday you'll have a beautiful life,</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;">I know you'll be a sun in somebody else's sky, but why</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;">WASH (<i>Lost Dogs </i>collection)</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;">"<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px;">Oh please let it rain today.</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: inherit; line-height: 18px;">This city is so filthy, like my mind in ways."</span></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;">NOT FOR YOU (<i>Vitalogy</i>)</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;">"<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px;">All that's sacred, comes from youth</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: inherit; line-height: 18px;">Dedication, naive and true."</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;">CORDUROY (<i>Vitalogy</i>)</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;">"Everything has changed, absolutely nothing has changed</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;">Take my hand, not picture, spill my tincture."</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;">I AM MINE (<i>Riot Act</i>)</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: inherit; line-height: 18px;">"I know I was born and I know that I'll die</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: inherit; line-height: 18px;">I am mine."</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: inherit; line-height: 18px;">"She dreams in color, she dreams in red."</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: inherit; line-height: 18px;">"I changed by not changing at all."</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: inherit; line-height: 18px;">"I escaped it, a life wasted</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: inherit; line-height: 18px;">I'm never going back again."</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: inherit; line-height: 18px;">WHO YOU ARE (<i>No Code</i>)</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;">"Stop light, plays its part</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;">So I would say you've got a part</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;">What's your part? Who you are"</span></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: inherit; line-height: 18px;">"Are you woman enough to be my man?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px;">Bandaged hand in hand"</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: inherit; line-height: 18px;">"I'm at peace with my lust</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: inherit; line-height: 18px;">I can kill cause In God I Trust</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: inherit; line-height: 18px;">It's evolution, baby."</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;">I could probably keep going and post 40 more of these, but I'm tired. And it's Sunday. So there.</span></span>Mr. Held Overhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15267337235861718498noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5530115824493944396.post-90309699354618788252012-07-08T09:01:00.004-05:002012-07-10T05:09:33.657-05:00A teammate's last second plea to Drew Brees...<b>SCENE: Cafe Du Monde - DAY</b><br />
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<i>(Dozens of people are seated in the Cafe, stuffing their faces with inferior beignets and coffee. Those that aren't are staring toward a back corner, where Drew Brees is talking with his agent.)</i><br />
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BREES: I feel weird being out in public like this. I mean, we're a week away from the deadline.<br />
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AGENT: Yeah...<br />
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BREES: It's like they're undressing me with their eyes or something.<br />
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AGENT: Uh-huh, dreadful thing, that.<br />
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BREES: Arliss, are you even paying attention to me???<br />
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ARLISS: Why sure, my good boy! I was just admiring a spider that was crawling along the floor over there. To have THAT many legs is a sure sign of evolutionary superiority!<br />
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BREES: Uh, yeah, whatever. Why do we have to be out here?<br />
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ARLISS: My boy, have you not forgotten or potential Jimmy John's deal? If we play our cards right and can make ourselves visible in the French Quarter, we'll get a sandwich kiosk near Jackson Square. Ha! We'll even hire a temperamental fat bearded guy who looks like that schlub from that book everyone around here adores!!!<br />
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BREES: You mean 'Confederacy of Dunces'?<br />
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ARLISS <i>(slams fist on table)</i>: Exactly! It'll be a hoot!! These saps will eat that right up, on top of our delicious Jimmy John's sandwiches, of course. We run the kiosk for a few months, then we goto the city council again and talk about getting a permanent location in the French Quarter!!<br />
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BREES: I wish we'd gone to Morning Call, honestly. And...Shouldn't we at least wait to talk expansion until after our first Jimmy John's opens and is proven successful? Seems kinda ridiculous to start making future plans when we haven't done anything yet.<br />
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ARLISS: Nonsense, my boy! We must strike whilst the iron is hot! That's your problem, Drew. Always waiting to attend to your deals. <br />
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BREES: What do you mean?<br />
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ARLISS: We could've had this Saints contract business taken care of last year, but no, you didn't want to be aggressive enough in getting one done. I could've kept pushing them during the season, but you were all, "let's not cause a distraction." And you thought, "surely, they'll have to give me a great deal! I won a Super Bowl here and just broke one of the few NFL records people actually give a damn about, so they'll HAVE to reward me." How's that working out for you?<br />
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BREES: Isn't this what I hired you for?<br />
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ARLISS: Of course! And you also hired me to protect the Brees Brand!<br />
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BREES: My "brand"?<br />
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ARLISS: Absolutely. I'm going to single-handedly take care of all your needs with this contract. That's why it's taking so long.<br />
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BREES: Yeah, but do we really have to take this to the 11th hour? The arbitrator ruled in my favor, so we should just get a deal done. The fans need some really good news to offset everything this offseason...<br />
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ARLISS: Do you see this grave injustice!<br />
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BREES: It's a stuffed toy of me.<br />
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ARLISS: You? That's supposed to be you??? How do you expect to be taken seriously and respected when these toy makers can't even get a good likeness of you???<br />
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BREES: It's really not that back of a deal, Arliss. I just want to play football.<br />
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ARLISS: See, this is what I'm talking about. I had to pull you into the sandwich business and now I'm going to have to pull you into the personal branding business. This is where the big bucks are!<br />
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BREES: What's this got to do with my football contract?<br />
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ARLISS: We get these toys to actually look like you. Listen, I know a guy who used to make the old WWF Wrestling Buddies...<br />
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BREES: At least they got the birthmark right, Arliss.<br />
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ARLISS: Bah!<br />
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BREES: And why are we asking for so much money on this contract? Isn't $100 million over 4 years a little much?<br />
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ARLISS: Nonsense. Do you think my wheelchair will grow mechanical legs on its own? No, those cost a lot of money.<br />
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MORSTEAD: Enough!<br />
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ARLISS: What is the meaning of this?!?<br />
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MORSTEAD: Oh, you hush, you. D<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;">rew, you gotta get this contract thing taken care of! I came all the way back from vacation home in <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #222222; line-height: 16px;">Kathmandu to plead with you!</span></span><br />
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BREES: We're working on that, Thomas. There's a lot of negotiating that has to be handled, certain qualifiers have to be met...<br />
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MORSTEAD: Fiddlesticks, Drew! Fiddlesticks, I say!! Don't you love it here??? Aren't the fans good to you?<br />
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BREES: Well, yeah...<br />
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MORSTEAD: And won't they elect you mayor someday down the road?<br />
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BREES: Well, sure, but...<br />
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MORSTEAD: So sign the deal and stay with us.<br />
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ARLISS: Do you have ANY idea what this man is worth on the open market, punter boy?<br />
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BREES: Open market?<br />
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ARLISS: Sure! If the S<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;">aints don't <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #222222; line-height: 16px;"><em style="color: black; font-style: normal;">acquiesce</em></span> to ALL our demands, you'll sit out for the year and we'll find you another team.</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;">BREES: But I don't want to play for another team.</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;">ARLISS: The Dallas Cowboys would pay you a lot of money...</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;">MORSTEAD: Here.</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;">BREES: What's this?</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;">MORSTEAD: My cats got together and raised some cash for you to show how much they care.</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;">BREES: Wait. Your "cats" got the money? Or did your CATS get the money?</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;">MORSTEAD: My cats, Drew. Duh.</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;">BREES: Oooookay.</span><br />
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ARLISS: Drew, send this man away! We need to draft a statement explaining why you're sitting out for the year...<br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;">BREES: No! Fuck the Dallas Cowboys, fuck Jerry Jones, and fuck you, Mr. Arliss! I'll get this deal done myself!</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;"><i>(Morstead shoves Arliss' wheelchair into the path of an oncoming horse-drawn carriage.)</i></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;">MORSTEAD: Way to go, Drew! C'mon, I'll take you to Morning Call.</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;">BREES: Huzzah!</span><br />
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MORSTEAD: Well, that was a close one. Mr. Drew got on the phone with Mr. Benson and they hashed out a nice contract.<br />
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Aren't you glad daddy was able to help, Mew Brees?<br />
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MEW: Meow.Mr. Held Overhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15267337235861718498noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5530115824493944396.post-43453733830417605452012-06-20T15:47:00.003-05:002012-06-20T15:47:38.994-05:00Roger Goodell sleeps well at night<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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"Hush now baby, baby dont you cry.<br>
Mama's gonna check out all your girlfriends for you.<br>
Mama wont let anyone dirty get through.<br>
Mama's gonna wait up until you get in.<br>
Mama will always find out where you've been.<br>
Mama's gonna keep baby healthy and clean.<br>
Ooooh baby oooh baby oooh baby,<br>
You'll always be baby to me."<br>
I'm on a classic rock vibe at the moment. Deal with it.<br>Mr. Held Overhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15267337235861718498noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5530115824493944396.post-11567435818348496312012-05-20T11:35:00.001-05:002012-05-20T11:35:46.078-05:00Rita's got a brand new job...<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Kudos to the seven people who get this joke.Mr. Held Overhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15267337235861718498noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5530115824493944396.post-51387476456391591082012-05-11T18:57:00.000-05:002012-05-11T18:58:15.694-05:00Your Top 32 Comic Book / Super Hero MoviesIt's been far too long since I last posted anything here. It's the off-season and I'm <strike>LAZY</strike> busy.<p>
Funny thing happened when I was recording the latest edition of Da Chronic Podcast with Ralph and Dave. Right as we were about to wrap up, we got to talking about super hero movies and Ralph asked for my take on <i>The Avengers</i>. When I was done sharing my opinion, Dave joked that I should do a post on ranking comic book movies. When Ralph "teased" that I would maybe have a post on this here fine site, Dave--without missing a beat--fired off a quick "or not." Well played, sir. A hearty +1 to you for your zinger.<p>
But sometimes we need our friends to provide a swift kick to the ass or challenge or manhood or some such shit in order to motivate us to <strike>STOP MASTURBATING</strike> get off the couch and get to work.<p>
I originally conceived of making a quick "Top 10" list and really breaking down everything about those movies, but honestly, you could probably guess what's going to be in there (HINT: <i>The Avengers </i>is up there; <i>Howard the Duck</i>, not so much.) Wouldn't you like to know where this guy places some movies that wouldn't belong on a Top 10 list? And then it hit me: rank your Top 32 like you would NFL teams in a given week during the regular season.<p>
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I'm a fucking genius.<p>
So what follows are 32 super hero/comic book/graphic novel movies, ranked 32nd to 1st, with my thoughts on opinions on each, including why the movie works and what doesn't work. And please note: I like all of these movies and have re-watched them. I'm not ranking 32 to say "this movie sucks." I just don't like it as much as 31, 30, 29, 28, and so on.<p>
32. Hellboy 2: The Golden Army<p>
LIKED: First movie took itself too seriously; this one didn't. Characters felt far more fun and thus more relatable. Ron Pearlman FTW.<p>
DIDN'T LIKE: An indestructible army? How ever will be beat these...oh wait, there's the answer. Also, the movie was left a little too open-ended.<p>
31. Constantine<p>
LIKED: Djimon Hounsou, folks. And dare I say it, but Shia LeBeouf is really good when not asked to carry a film on his own. And I think the movie captured a nice Heaven v. Hell concept and ran with it. <p>
DIDN'T LIKE: My friend Lee calls this "the most bland movie ever made." With the exception of the things I just mentioned, he's not that far off.<p>
30. 300<p>
LIKED: Violence? Check. Titties? Check. Slow-motion violence? Double check. Slow-motion titties? Uh...check. And the guy from Lord of the Rings narrating the movie was pretty sweet.<p>
DIDN'T LIKE: We get it: there's A LOT of them, and so few of YOU. Okay. I got that part.<p>
29. Conan: The Destroyer<p>
LIKED: Conan's fight against the red cape wearing monster was pretty sweet. The score was cool. And the fights on the whole were nice. Grace Jones. Also...nice looking young gal to play the virgin.<p>
DIDN'T LIKE: Just cause she's nice looking doesn't mean she can act. Wilt Chamberlain.<p>
28. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Movie<p>
LIKED: Elias Koteas, FTW. "You're a claustrophobic." <p>
DIDN'T LIKE: Everything involving the red-headed teen "Danny."<p>
27. The Crow<p>
LIKED: Great music. Great story. Ernie Hudson! Brandon Lee laying the groundwork for Sting's good guy run in WCW in the late 90s.<p>
DIDN'T LIKE: 13-year-old me thought this movie was amazing. In other news: 13-year-old me probably needed to be more objective and get more friends.<p>
26. Watchmen<p>
LIKED: Nailed the casting for Dr. Manhattan, Rorshach, Nite Owl and Comedian. Sweet violence. Titties. Opening title sequence with the Bob Dylan song was awesome.<p>
DIDN'T LIKE: Movie felt disjointed on the whole. The Silk Spectre II character could've been better cast. Ozymandias character should've been played by Tom Cruise. I will go to my grave believing that.<p>
25. Kick-Ass<p>
LIKED: Smoking hot chick cast as the damsel in distress. Nic Cage actually likable/enjoyable in a role. Hit Girl an amusing character. "McLovin" gets to be a bad guy.<p>
DIDN'T LIKE: Movie took itself a little too seriously.<p>
24. Batman: Mask of the Phantasm<p>
LIKED: If you're not a fan of Batman: The Animated Series, I don't think we can be friends.<p>
DIDN'T LIKE: Wait, so Joker dies? Or not? I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENS!!!<p>
23. Darkman<p>
LIKED: Compelling hero, quality acting, great one-liners. Amazing final scene. Good score. Excellent closing lines.<p>
DIDN'T LIKE: A lot of filler material stretched throughout the movie.<p>
22. V For Vendetta<p>
LIKED: Good music/score. Great acting.<p>
DIDN'T LIKE: Reliant on slow-motion and bullet-time special effects.<p>
21. Robocop<p>
LIKED: Doing blow off a hooker's titties. ED-209. Murphy's "death." Knowing that Clarence Boddiker becomes the dad from "That 70s Show." Guy getting shot in the nuts - literally.<p>
DIDN'T LIKE: Not much to hate. Why the fuck isn't this movie higher on my list?<p>
20. Blade<p>
LIKED: Wesley Snipes makes the whole damn thing work. Compelling story. Good one-liners. Donal Logue, folks.<p>
DIDN'T LIKE: Some weak special effects in places. The lead actress is "meh."<p>
19. Road to Perdition<p>
LIKED: The film was based on a graphic novel, hence its inclusion on this here list. Tom Hanks as a "bad guy", Tom Hanks crying as he guns down Paul Newman, Tom Hanks' mustache, great father-son dynamic, great last lines, excellent cinematography. The whole "I would like to apologize" scene.<p>
DIDN'T LIKE: Again, this is a super hero and comic book list, and this movie barely qualifies as the latter. As a movie, this a great film and I'd recommend it to everyone. But I can't in good conscience put a gangland flick like this too high on my list. Sorry, Tom Hanks.<p>
18. Batman Begins<p>
LIKED: Michael Caine. Morgan Freeman. Christian Bale, a guy who pulls off being BOTH Batman and Bruce Wayne better than anyone. Unique take on Ras al Ghul.<p>
DIDN'T LIKE: Christopher Nolan sucks when filming an action scene, especially a fight scene. Look back to all the fight scenes in this movie. Can you get a clear picture in your head as to what was going on? Also, the Jamaican guy walking up to the Batmobile at the end...WTF? Same goes for the bum with the "nice coat." Too many villains, perhaps? Katie Holmes' acting. Batman's all too gravely voice. Score was average.<p>
17. Captain America<p>
LIKED: Good actor in the lead role. The entire first hour. Hayley Atwell....HAWT. The Captain America outfit (bonus points for the helmet). <p>
DIDN'T LIKE: Didn't like the montage scene where Cap is plowing through Nazi bases. I wanted to see more Captain America-ing, damn it!<p>
16. Batman<p>
LIKED: Michael Keaton got to be an action hero. The closing sequence. Great score. Jack Nicholson as the Joker. Everyone's reactions to the character of Alexander Knox. Very violent for a PG-13 movie marketed to kids.<p>
DIDN'T LIKE: Tim Burton had some swings and misses in this one, and too eager to use Prince music for everything. The actual character of Alexander Knox.<p>
15. X-Men: First Class<p>
LIKED: Dug the James Bond vibe. The character of Beast was awesome. McAvoy and Fassbender were well cast as Prof. X and Magneto.<p>
DIDN'T LIKE: Kevin Bacon as a Nazi mastermind - I was more amused than frightened. How exactly Prof. X became paralyzed. January Jones...meh.<p>
14. Unbreakbable<p>
LIKED: The actor playing the little boy. He's the unsung hero of the whole movie. Everything he does as a character works. And that quiet scene at the end where Bruce Willis slides the newspaper over to his son...it gets dusty in the house.<p>
DIDN'T LIKE: Very little to complain, EXCEPT...the ending with the words on screen TELLING you what happened to the main characters was disappointing.<p>
13. Thor<p>
LIKED: I went in with low expectations and was wildly surprised by this one. Great casting. Kat Dunning's tits, if you need them, folks. Natalie Portman...indeed. And because I'm trying to be fair to my wife, Chris Hemsworth without his shirt. (shakes head.) Good fight scenes. Good father-sons dynamic. Idris Elba, FTMFW. "Son of Cole."<p>
DIDN'T LIKE: The split second cameo of Hawkeye didn't work. Nobody really dies.<p>
12. Superman<p>
LIKED: Christopher Reeve. Getting Marlon Brando to play Kal-El and take it seriously. Superman's "I'm sad now I'M ANGRY!" face. "Otisburg? Otisburg???" John Williams' score.<p>
DIDN'T LIKE: Movie is ultimately lessened by it's campiness.<p>
11. Dick Tracy<p>
LIKED: Great scenery, make-up, etc. Solid cast. The only real "weak link" is Madonna, and she's not that bad. The wristwatch walkie-talkies. The songs and montages worked well.<p>
DIDN'T LIKE: The little kid. For some reason, he's become more of a bother as I've gotten older.<p>
10. Scott Pilgrim vs. The World<p>
LIKED: Having never read the comic myself, I can only rely on others to tell me this is a superb adaptation. According to those "others," it was a supers adaptation. I know some folks are sick of Michael Cera, but this role was tailor made for him. I also like that there's no rhyme or reason for this guy or the seven evil exes he fights to have super powers. It just happens.<p>
DIDN'T LIKE: Some of the characters were not as well-rounded as they could have been.<p>
9. The Rocketeer<p>
LIKED: Young Kevin really appreciated Jennifer Connelly's "efforts" in this film. Shit; adult Kevin STILL appreciates Jennifer Connelly. Plus...it's about a guy getting a jetpack! And he fights Nazis!! And the hero gets to wear a sweet gold helmet.<p>
DIDN'T LIKE: Ah, something still irks me about the mob "teaming up" with the FBI agents to fight off the Nazis at the end.<p>
8. Chronicle<p>
LIKED: Dude, the guy who played Wallace in "The Wire" can't catch a fucking break in other TV and film roles, can he?<p>
DIDN'T LIKE: A few of the special effects were not as convincing as others (ex: the spider being pulled apart). And while I'm here...alien ejaculate? Is that where we are as a filmgoing society?<p>
7. Superman 2<p>
LIKED: <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUORL-bvwA0">My favorite moment in any Superman movie</a>. He fights three strong villains. Lex Luthor's campiness is greatly reduced. "Oh, I've been working out." That scene with Superman at the White House was pretty sweet.<p>
DIDN'T LIKE: Superman throwing his "S" at a bad guy? Really? Seriously? And since when does the Fortress of Solitude allow people to duplicate themselves? Huh? Some of the camp involving Clark Kent, like smashing his finger in the juicer, etc. I don't like how the "re-cut" edition of Superman 2 put the "changing the Earth's rotation" ending on this one.<p>
6. Incredibles<p>
LIKED: "Where is my super suit?" There's more great things about this movie, but I haven't seen it in so damn long I've forgotten most of them.<p>
DIDN'T LIKE: The baby becoming ultra super powered at just the right time was a little too convenient. And how exactly did the family all get different super powers? It's the thing that ultimately bogged down the show "Heroes" for me.<p>
5. Spider-Man 2<p>
LIKED: Alfred Molina is the best actor to play a Spider-Man villain. Shit, he may be the best villain actor in a Marvel movie. Yeah, better than Gandalf as Magneto. A lot less hokey than the original Spider-Man.<p>
DIDN'T LIKE: The entire sequence on the train once Spider-Man loses his mask. I wanted to cringe over that shit.<p>
4. X-2<p>
LIKED: The entire "attack on Xavier's School" sequence. Colossus offering to help Wolverine. Pyro going apeshit on Iceman's parents' front porch against the cops. Everything involving the character Nightcrawler.<p>
DIDN'T LIKE: Very few things to nitpick here. It's more a case of the other movies ahead of it are just that much more awesome or better.<p>
3. Avengers<p>
LIKED: Hulk and Iron Man came out like bad asses. The Hulk v. Thor fight was incredible. Robert Downey Jr.'s Iron Man is the perfect character for Joss Whedon to play with. Schwarma. <a href="http://www.ign.com/articles/2012/05/10/avengers-manhattan-damage-160-billion">The entire final hour of the film</a>. Agent Coulsen as the unifying force behind The Avengers. Both closing credit scenes. On the whole, the movie is just fun. 2 hours and 30 minutes of fun.<p>
DIDN'T LIKE: I feel like Captain America was somewhat underserved in parts. People say Hawkeye didn't turn out as well in this movie, but I think somebody had to have his thankless part. And Jeremy Renner did a good job with what was given.<p>
2. The Dark Knight<p>
LIKED: Heath Ledger. The fact that the word "absconds" was used in a newspaper headline, albeit a fictional newspaper. Upgraded from Katie Holmes to Maggie Gyllenhaal. Morgan Freeman and Michael Caine - still awesome. Here's an interesting conversation I had with my best friend... He said The Dark Knight was "Christopher Nolan's apology for the Bush Administration." I laughed. Not so much because I'm some big defender of G.W.B. or anything (spoiler alert: I'm not), but I have no choice but to laugh when making such harsh political judgments against the backdrop of a film. I understand the argument that Batman can be viewed as a fascist character in general, but that's more closely Frank Miller's Batman and not the movie Batman. And actually, Frank Miller's Superman is a far worse character since he's basically a living god working as a puppet for the government. At least Batman does his own thing outside the authority of law. My friend said, "Batman hacks every cell phone and Morgan Freeman just says, 'okay, I'll let it go this one time.'" I told him that the general theme of the movie went back to the scene with Harvey Dent at the restaurant: that Rome would appoint one man to take control of things to establish order. Yes, there is the possibility of said man becoming corrupt and abusing his power, but that's what makes Batman a great fictional character: he doesn't succumb to that shit. Why? Cause he's the fucking Batman.<p>
DIDN'T LIKE: I just feel like Two-Face did not get enough time to shine. He really should've had his own movie.<p>
1. Iron Man<p>
LIKED: Robert Downey Jr. is to Iron Man what Christopher Reeve was to Superman. I fear for whoever takes the role after RDJ. The Bro-mance between RDJ and Terrance Stamp. Jeff Bridges as a bald bad guy.<p>
DIDN'T LIKE: ... uh, let me get back to you on this one.<p>Mr. Held Overhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15267337235861718498noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5530115824493944396.post-47054745788882717272012-03-05T18:13:00.002-06:002012-03-05T18:33:17.180-06:00Roundtable: Taste the Sweet Sweet PanicFriday, March 2<br /><strong>RALPH:</strong><br />Saints fans are officially getting really close to full on freakout. I'm in NOLA for a wedding and pretty much everyone after saying hello was like,"What the fuck is up with Brees? Why haven't the Saints signed him?"<br /><br />People forget I'm not plugged into the Saints anymore and don't particularly like my ,"I'm not sure." answer.<br /><br />By the way Wang, if a NOLA writer had written that Jason Cole unsourced joke of a piece I'd expect you to rip it to shreds. And for the record, I totally think that's Brees' agent feeding Cole made up bullshit on Loomis to ramp up pressure on Saints. Loomis' only real public comments on the Brees deal was that if he doesn't get it done he might get run out of town.<br /><br />In the Cole piece he said Saints only want to pay Brees as really good QB but Cole never actually put a number out there. My guess is because if the Drew's side actually gave out the number it would make Brees look bad.<br /><br />Loomis might have say offered 20 million and said "We'll make you the highest paid QB ever."<br />Drew's Agent: 20 million is only paying Drew like he's really good. Truly great QB should get 25 million. WHY DO YOU ONLY THINK DREW IS PRETTY GOOD?"<br /><br />It's all in what your definintion of a really good QB salary is and Great QB salary is. The real reason I think it was fed to Cole by Drew's side is the whole, "Benson needs to step in" line. He might as well have said, "This ASSHOLE Loomis continues to do his job and will not just give in. The Saints need to bring in a guy who will give us everything we want before something AWFUL HAPPENS" <br />Nice try by Brees camp to win PR BATTLE but a fail. <br />My prediction? <br />Deal done at 2:45 Monday for 22.5 million per year 60 million guarenteed. Brees gets 60 million first 3 years of deal. <br /><br /><strong>WANG:</strong><br />Somebody pat me on the back for having pretty much predicted all of this over a month ago, every damn last bit of it. Heh. Seriously, I’m pretty sure I’ve never been more right on anything in my life, ever. #douchebagtootinghisownhorn <br />People still hate Cole for all the Reggie Bush stuff, and he’s definitely an attention-whoring douchebag of a “journalist” who sensationalizes the shit out of everything, but what worries me is that despite Message Board Guy’s repeated proclamations that “EVERYTHING HE SAYS IS FALSE!!!!” actually the opposite is true. If you don’t let him troll you and look past all the “SHINY THINGS THAT PISS ME OFF!!!” the guy always has his facts straight. Always. He was 100% right on EVERYTHING with the Reggie Bush stuff. Everything he said was gonna happen happened. The whole “Cole is a LIAR!!!” thing is a myth that was created by Saints fans (and other teams’ fans) who don’t like it when he tells them stuff they don’t want to hear. <br />I believe that Loomis insisted on using the phrase “very good” instead of “great.” And it makes perfect sense that he would. And I think we all know why. It’s just what happens in negotiations, and Loomis chooses his words VERY carefully, all the time. He knew exactly what he was doing, and he had a purpose in doing it. And Cole knows exactly what he’s doing by running with it. He’s riling people up and getting eyeballs on his story. None of that stuff pisses me off in the least. If I were getting paid to do what Cole does, I’d do the same thing. I have to disagree with Andrew, I don’t think there’s a damn thing “unethical” about any of it. <br />Fans just can’t handle “the business of sports” is all. Never have, never will. There are exceptions of course. Present company, for example. I think we all are pretty good at keeping an even keel with all this stuff, even when we start getting scared and shit (which, yeah, I am.) But the general public? Message Board Guy? There ALWAYS has to be a villain. And it’s usually the guy who stands to make “MORE THAN I’LL EVER MAKE IN MY LIFETIME!!!!” And/or the guy who by golly just isn’t smart enough to make shit happen as easily as he does on Madden. <br />Cole knows that. And he uses it to his advantage. Touch a couple of nerves and watch that traffic roll in. <br /><br /><strong>RALPH:</strong><br />Wang, I'm not saying Cole is making anything up. Far from it. I just think by not really having many if any direct quotes nothing is in any context. It is most definitely trolltastic. <br /><br />My main argument is Cole's article is 100% coming from Brees' side and he's trying to present it as balanced and he got info from the Saints. I'd bet 100 bucks he got nothing from the Saints because the Saints never say shit about contracts. <br /><br />I get Brees is trying to win the PR battle and good for him. I just wish more PEOPLE WOULD FUCKING SEE WHAT COLE IS DOING. <br /><br /><strong>KEVIN:</strong><br />I'm still being a Zen master at the moment.<br /><br />HOWEVAH!!!!<br /><br />I can some grey clouds in the distance, and let me tell you, if that storm cloud doesn't dissipate by March 5... to quote Dr. Sam Beckett, "Oh boy."<br /><br />Question for Wang: Do you approve of Skip Bayless' constant trolling on everything? I get where you're coming from with your Cole assessment, but I understand Andrew's point.<br /><br />I think the major problem is that the general public doesn't understand the difference between "a column" and "a story." Jason Cole has "a column." Whitlock has "a column." All those twats from Around the Horn and PTI and Skip, all of them write "a column." Nobody does a good enough job separating the two anymore, hence people getting worked up over Cole's trolling and taking it as a serious "report."<br /><br /><strong>DAVE: </strong><br />The general public is a bunch of fucktards. Did you see the beating I took on Saintsreport for my Arrington satire post? Morons didn't even realize the whole post was making a mockery of those fans who fly off the handle, jump to insane conclusions and think players like Arrington are future hall of famers. In other words, all of Saintsreport. <br /><br />(Editor's Note: News breaks of "Scrutiny on the Bounty")<br /><br /><strong>RALPH:</strong><br />Be very very afriad over this bounty stuff. Old man Benson said cut that shit out and Loomis didn't. I'd say that's a fireable offense no? Loomis won't be GM by next Monday. At least Gregg Williams is gone but I think the 2011 Draft for the Saints is about to get blow up up Goodell because they won't have any picks. <br /><br /><strong>KEVIN:</strong><br />Uh...<br /><br />Erm...<br /><br />Hu...<br /><br />SOMEBODY FUCKING HOLD ME!!!!!<br /><br /><br /><strong>ANDREW:</strong><br />Yeah um. Not good. Although Benson just endorsed Loomis & Payton so at least the figure heads appear stable. <br /><br /><br /><strong>HANS:</strong><br />Does anyone remember when all of a sudden Randy Mueller wasn't on the job anymore?<br /><br />Rita probably makes all those decisions now...but maybe he got woken up (literally, I think he must nap as much as infants do) by his staff after hearing from the league and Loomis is already gone...<br /><br /><strong><br />ANDREW:</strong><br />We are fucked. <br /><br />Saturday, March 3<br /><strong>WANG:</strong><br />Kevin, I absolutely LOVE Skip Bayless. Oh, he pisses me off and makes me want to punch him in the face regularly. That’s when I know he’s on his game. Then a couple seconds later when I calm down, I tip my cap and say to the tee vee “Welp, ya got me. Nice job.” <br />I think you’re 100% right on most people not understanding the difference between a “column” and a “story.” People think everybody in the media is a “reporter” and should be held to the journalistic standards of reporters. You see it on the message boards every day. Half of them need to be told what’s fact and what’s opinion, they can’t figure it out themselves. They expect a writer to state “In my opinion...” or else they’ll hold the writer responsible for “stating opinion as fact” and being disingenuous or whatever. No, a writer’s under no obligation to continually state explicitly “this is my opinion” over and over again. It’s on you to know the difference, we were all taught the difference in 3rd fuckin’ grade. If you can’t distinguish between the two, that’s on you. (Not YOU, Kevin, I know you know the difference. I’m talking about people in general.) <br />The biggest part of it, IN MY OPINION, is that people just don’t care to pay close enough attention. These days people just skim shit as quick as they can and think they’ve got it. They don’t give a shit that there’s a difference between “could happen” and “will happen” and that kind of thing. It’s all the same, right? They don’t care to pay attention to all the little details that make all the difference. All that matters is whether or not what they THINK they heard/read is what they wanted to hear/read. If it is, it’s great. If not, it’s A BUNCH OF BULLSHIT FROM AN IDIOT HACK WHO OMG I CAN”T BELIEVE HE HAS A JOB!!! <br />Big picture, people are just stupid and lazy these days. Critical thinking is out, emotional OUTRAGE is in. But don’t dare call them on it because “I AIN’T STUPID, ASSHOLE! I’M JUST OFFENDED!!!”<br /><br /><strong>RALPH:</strong><br />Bayless will call for Payton to be fired. And I have to say if Loomis and he lied to nfl and benson they really should be. Of course as a Saints fan that scares the shit out of me but if I take my emotion out of it they probably should be. <br /><br />I hope they aren't because they make my football great on the field. Still, I think everything is on the table as a possibility. This has only begun. <br /><br /><strong>ANDREW:</strong><br />I just don't think 100% morality is a requirement for the players/staff I root for. If you have bad eggs, can them. But consider who we root for. Stallworth killed someone. Connell was a thief. Will Smith assaulted his wife. Vilma had a weird story about a dead body in some NYC apt he owned. <br />It happens. We root for the emblem and all the flaws that go with it. We'll get punished and that'll suck, then we move on. Still got that Lombardi baby!!!<br /><br /><strong>RALPH:</strong><br />I'm with you a 100%, unless Saints are pulling a Sandusky I don't really give a shit but a think this story has many more chapters and right now I don't think it's a lock Loomis is GM in 3 months. <br /><br />Maybe i'm wrong but I think alot of all those stories we hear about Payton/Loomis will now see the light of day.<br /><br /><strong>ANDREW:</strong><br />I hope not. I read your article Ralph and I'm scared shitless you are right. <br /><br />Sunday, March 4<br /><strong>KEVIN:</strong><br />The only this can get any worse is if Favre was the first one to Tweet out that Brees got franchised. <br />Yep, it's gonna be an awful Monday. Ralph, Dave...you may want to reinforce the bandwidth...<br /><br /><br /><strong>ANDREW: </strong><br />I miss Jeff Duncan's Madonna jokes. That was wayyyyy better than this bullshit. <br /><br /><strong>RALPH:</strong><br />I'm thinking at least 60-70% of Saints fans have no idea of the hammer the NFL is going to drop on them. The NFL is going to walk the Saints to the town square and then make an example of them so no team will ever do bounties again. <br /><br />People I think do not grasp that because every team has bounties, because most players just shrug it off as football, it all makes the penalty the Saints will get worse.<br /><br />Goodell sees a chance to change the culture by getting rid of bounties and if he has to cripple the Saints so what? <br /><br />Bad times boys, bad time. <br /><br /><br />Monday, March 5<br /><strong>RALPH:</strong><br />This editorial as lead on NOLA.com proves the Saints fan base mostly has no clue what is about to drop on them.<br /><br />http://www.nola.com/opinions/index.ssf/2012/03/go_saints_a_monologue_by_adria.html<br /><br />Bounty Fest doesn't offend my morality and I'm not offended by it but I think a huge majority of fans don't realize the NFL is about to fucking hammer the Saints. They think, "Oh everyone does it so what?" They don't get or don't want to get the NFL has it's shot to change the culture of the NFL as far as hitting/violence/cheapshots and will use the Saints as example. <br /><br />Because fans don't realize how bad this will be the penalties will only make them madder. If the Saints come out of this still a legitimate title contender I'll be very pleasantly surprised. <br /><br /><strong>WANG: </strong><br />Love ya, Ralph. But you’re overreacting. Is it a shitstorm? Absolutely. Will the Saints pay heavily? No doubt. Is it gonna ruin the franchise? No way. Goodell himself will never allow that to happen. It’s bad business to cripple one of the 32 teams in your league to the point of death. Everybody suffers in that case. Eddie De Bartolo’s shenanigans couldn’t kill the 49ers. Belichick’s shenanigans only barely affected the Patriots. Oh we’re gonna take the bone, and it’s gonna be deep and painful. And sure, Message Board Guy is gonna feel like the Saints are being persecuted and Goodell is trying to kill the franchise so they can move it to LA or whatever. But with all due respect man, I think you’re going overboard with the doom and gloom. <br />Goodell’s gotta balance the whole player safety thing (including all the litigation and potential monetary judgments) against public perception that he’s pussifying the league to the point where the customers don’t care anymore, and all the revenue that’ll lose. We think the league is invincible, and it’s just a perpetual money machine because Americans will never give up their NFL football. But people used to think the same thing about boxing. And baseball. Already the popular opinion is beginning to shift toward “This is just more Goodell turning the league into flag football.” Shockingly, people are lining up to defend the Saints so far this morning, at least to the degree of going all “Meh, this isn’t that big a deal” with it. I suspect that’s only gonna continue. And Goodell doesn’t have any choice but to take that into account. Oddly enough, if he bones the Saints TOO HARD over this, he risks public backlash. He also can’t just grind one of his 32 franchises into the ground, that’s not good for THE LEAGUE. <br />It’s a shitstorm, no doubt. But I think you’re buying into the hysteria, Ralph. This too shall pass. It’ll be painful, but ultimately it’ll just be one hell of a hard slap of the wrist, Goodell will claim that “the problem is solved” and everybody will get on with their lives.<br /><br /><strong>RALPH:</strong><br />It will pass Wang and with it will take any chance the Saints had of getting another Lombardi trophy with it. So yes it will pass but the party we've been having the last three years I fear is over. <br /><br />How exactly will the saints remain elite with no draft picks, no cap room, and Payton gone for 4-6 weeks? <br /><br /><br /><strong>RALPH:</strong><br />Stevie Johnson signed a five-year, $36.25 million deal that includes $19.5 million gtd and over $24 million in deal's first three years.<br /><br />I believe the above is what Colston will want. Do the saints give it to him or will anyone else? <br /><br /><strong>WANG:</strong><br />Well, they’ve got Drew Brees. That’s how. They went 14-4 last year, right? And they were “without” (to a lesser extent) Payton for how long last year? <br />I’m not saying it’s not gonna hurt, but sheesh, people are acting like they’re gonna be 3-13 next year because of this. <br />Suspensions on defense could actually be a GOOD thing.<br /><br /><strong>RALPH:</strong><br />God I hope so Wang. My biggest fear is Loomis already botched the Brees contract so the front office is in chaos during the biggest off season since '06. My hope is Goodell focus is on individuals and not the 'Team'. Suspending a coach would be unprecedented so maybe Goodell will view that as the hammer and not the Draft picks. As in his thinking is huge fines, then suspensions, and Draft picks are last on his list. <br /><br />Fun question<br /><br />Would you rather have Payton suspended 8 games and only lose 2nd round pick this year or lighter Payton suspension and more picks taken away?<br /><br />And when I say Payton is suspended I mean, He's in Dallas till November and not allowed contact with coaches/players. Carmichael is the coach for 8 games. <br /><br /><strong>ANDREW:</strong><br />I'm kind of with Ralph on this. The difference between winning & losing is so small in the NFL. Are they going to go from 13-3 to 3-13 because of this? No way. But they could easily go from 13-3 to 9-7. Or 8-8. They've done that with Brees at the helm in the past. Imagine they lose Nicks and Colston with no cap room or picks to replace them? I wasn't sure this offseason wouldn't bone the Saints without this bullshit happening. <br /><br /><br /><strong>RALPH:</strong><br />Exactly. Also Loomis not getting Brees done to me is a huge blow to our belief that Loomis always would make the right moves and keep the Saints elite.<br />I wonder if Benson can plead for mercy about at least the draft picks by saying, "Look, I told them to stop. They didn't. Suspensions, fines are totally warranted but multiple draft choices could cripple us long term." <br /><br />Maybe? <br /><br /><br /><strong>RALPH:</strong><br />There is famous quote, "Man will always fail to understand something when his livelihood depends on not understanding it." Could we say the following about Saints fans, "They fail to understand Bounty Fest because their happiness depends on not understanding it." <br /><br /><br /><strong>DAVE:</strong><br />Man, Ralph. You're going all Wilkerson on us. <br /><br /><br /><strong>RALPH:</strong><br />Maybe, but I just get the feeling the Saints are going to have a really hard time recovering from this. Laugh at me hard if I'm wrong. <br /><br /><br /><br /><strong>ANDREW:</strong><br />No doubt about it. I include Wang in this category :)<br /><br /><br /><strong>KEVIN:</strong><br />Hey, guys...I know Florio is a half-breed troll at this point, but...<br /><br />http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/03/03/irs-could-be-interested-in-undeclared-bounty-payments/<br /><br />IRS. Oh fuck me.<br /><br /><br /><strong>ANDREW: </strong><br />What do you guys think about Loomis & Payton? I'm a little worried they get canned. Benson says no but ESPN is calling for Payton's head. <br /><br /><br /><strong>RALPH:</strong><br />Just that female reporter calling for Payton's head and as as my wife says, "Women shouldn't be allowed to cover sports." I will say as a guy who follows politics and have seen many people get support and say, "I won't resign" or, "I support him 100%" then more and more stuff comes out, pressure mounts and then they are canned.<br /><br />I'm only about 70% sure come April Payton and Loomis are still with Saints. fairly high but not 100%Mr. Held Overhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15267337235861718498noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5530115824493944396.post-66839353881167936152012-03-02T21:26:00.004-06:002012-03-02T21:31:11.471-06:00And remember...NO DISINTEGRATIONS!Shit, it would take something this cataclysmic to rouse me into doing a photoshop.<br /><br />Whatever.<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh5wpFqYVEWBfqjmwR1sPCBvEV-t-Edl-bElZLX2jALdU89qnv8s4BsiFsEx9RKFLC6GYupcnLYCfQ7dtb3KTu4n8B4yIkNFe_R4bQbT51zOOgYQ0fEWp3ULNzb5T7MfDh8F0TVh3DTUnk/s1600/bountyhunters.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh5wpFqYVEWBfqjmwR1sPCBvEV-t-Edl-bElZLX2jALdU89qnv8s4BsiFsEx9RKFLC6GYupcnLYCfQ7dtb3KTu4n8B4yIkNFe_R4bQbT51zOOgYQ0fEWp3ULNzb5T7MfDh8F0TVh3DTUnk/s400/bountyhunters.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5715508006413223314" /></a>Mr. Held Overhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15267337235861718498noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5530115824493944396.post-12177204932223935042012-02-08T12:16:00.002-06:002012-02-08T12:21:17.649-06:00Roundtable discussion of the Super Bowl<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhRVmMpIzNZujLf7awqP3xHOcva04HgrwfzxwCJJ_pxW52e8MQxLPDeyGh2LJmQtcfkO-U1G0CYEJbPWXsIN5hyOQ_XojlO3IcQpiBqWv-MiBpyEAckAqk1ZhSI-pRB50Mcx8xjR4btqHw/s1600/138328884.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 225px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhRVmMpIzNZujLf7awqP3xHOcva04HgrwfzxwCJJ_pxW52e8MQxLPDeyGh2LJmQtcfkO-U1G0CYEJbPWXsIN5hyOQ_XojlO3IcQpiBqWv-MiBpyEAckAqk1ZhSI-pRB50Mcx8xjR4btqHw/s400/138328884.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5706831468495109250" /></a><br /><br />RALPH:<br />The main thing I thought besides, "Brees would have dropped 30 on both these teams and FUCK ALEX SMITH." was if the Patriots had Robert Meachem they would have dropped 30. Good god are those receivers incredibly shitty for New England. Wes Welker is Lance Moore and I love Lance Moore but if he's your best receiver that's bad. <br /> <br />Just saying if they paid Chad Oco-sucko 7 million to catch 20 passes I think they might pay Meachem 5 million to catch 50.<br /><br /><br />WANG: <br />I absolutely hated the way Michaels and Collinsworth called everything from Bradshaw's TD on. I get it that the Giants could have run the clock and ended the game without having to give NE the ball back, and it was obvious that that's what they were planning to do if Bradshaw hadn't fallen into the end zone. And yeah, it's the Super Bowl and you've got millions of people watching who don't usually watch football so you have to explain that.<br /> <br />But for fuck's sake, they had just taken a 4-point lead with less than a minute remaining in the Super Bowl! And Michaels and Collinsworth were acting like they had just lost the game on some kind of colossal fuckup.<br /> <br />I didn't even have a dog in the hunt and it still pissed me off, they just sucked every ounce of juice out of what was pretty likely the winning score (and in fact turned out to be.) If that had been the Saints who took a 4-point lead with :57 and they'd called it as if it were the stupidest thing they possibly could have done, I'd have lost my shit. And then they harped on it pretty much until 0:00.<br /> <br />Sure, don't give the ball back to THE GREAT TOM BRADY if you don't have to. But it's not like the Giants have the Saints defense. Usually when you take a 4-point lead with :57 left, it's pretty likely that you've just won the game. But Collinsworth and Michaels were acting like they had just given the game away.<br /> <br />Just a really, really crappy way to call it. Way to piss all over THE WINNING SCORE IN THE FUCKING SUPER BOWL, assholes.<br /><br /><br />RALPH:<br />Agreed. It was the right play to let the Giants score but for fuck's sake it wasn't like he left a fucking toddler in a hot car. <br /><br />I'm very pro letting a team score and then get the ball back and try to win because I fucking hate death by field goal. It's just fucking excruciating watching the clock melt and then hope for a fucking miracle of basically a missed extra point.<br /><br />Still I completely agree about the announcing for the Super Bowl. It's almost like their target audience is my cousin who WAS super pumped for the Madonna half time. <br /><br />KILL ME. <br /><br /><br />KEVIN: <br />1. Belichick should've told his D to let the Giants score before the 2 Minute Warning. Would've had more time and 2 timeouts for Brady to matriculate the ball down the field.<br /> <br />2. As much as I'd love to slay Gronkowski, I can't. If Jimmy Graham had a high ankle sprain, he'd have down roughly the same kinda shit. Maybe the Saints would've targeted him early to play up the distraction factor, but who knows?<br /> <br />3. Yeah, the announcing was not up to snuff overall. Collinsworth has officially been taken off my "good announcers" list. The "he makes that catch 100 out of 100 times" line fucking killed me. Give me the team of Marv Albert and Rich Gannon.<br /> <br />4. Saints would've hung 50 on the Pats. Not a doubt in my mind. Fuck Alex Smith. Fuck Vernon Davis. But TRIPLE FUCK Gregg Williams.<br /> <br />5. If you weren't moved by the Steve Gleason piece during the pregame, you have no soul. (Bonus: QUADRUPLE FUCK Ray Nagin.)<br /> <br />6. Madonna halftime show was so awful it was amazing. Next year: Pearl Jam or Foo Fighters or GTFO.<br /> <br />7. Gisele ripping the Pats WRs is PHENOMENAL. I've watched that video about 10 times already.<br /> <br />8. Rush Limbaugh in the Patriots box picking his nose...NO WORDS.<br /> <br />9. Best commercial? Clint Eastwood, followed by the Fiat ad with the hot model speaking Italian.<br /><br /><br />WANG: <br />Screw Gronk and his ankle. I know it’s a legit injury and all, but still. Jimmy Graham would have sucked it up and put up 100+ and a couple of TDs.<br /> <br />The Gleason thing was awesome, but my only complaint (and it’s a minor one) is that I didn’t think they went enough into just what a cool mofo Gleason was before the diagnosis, and continues to be after. I know they showed him skydiving recently, and maybe that’s all the time they had to make the point. I mean, hell, I’d watch an hour-long special on 37. But I realize that most people don’t care that much, and it’s the Super Bowl, time = lots and lots of $$$. So I get why they couldn’t get more in-depth with it. I guess I just really want people to get what a special dude Gleason is, and continues to be despite the ALS. Then again, I’m sure most people wouldn’t really give a fuck anyway. I know I roll my eyes and flip the channel just about any time ESPN comes with one of their tear-jerking human interest stories on Sportscenter or whatever. So yeah, I’m definitely being Irrational Saints Fan here I guess. I’m glad they took the time out to do it, and for what it was, they did a good job with it. All the ladies at our SB party were in tears. Oh, and yeah, quadruple fuck Ray Nagin indeed.<br /> <br />Didn’t see Madonna. Went outside and smoked a J instead. High five!<br /> <br />My boy’s wife was totally stoked about Madonna, and I had her going for about 3 hours... “Did you happen to see the news that leaked this morning on the internet? There’s gonna be a surprise cameo by Duran Duran. Yep, Madonna totally set the whole thing up and they’re gonna come out and do a Duran Duran medley with Madonna handling some of the vocals, then Duran Duran is gonna be her band when they do her songs.” I think her and a couple of her friends’ heads exploded. The whole first half they’re all “HOLY SHIT!!!” Told ‘em right before halftime that I made the whole thing up. Owned. Good thing they’re used to me & my boy fucking with them just for sport. And yet, they bought it hook line and sinker.<br /> <br />I’m glad the Giants won, I think. If for no other reason than I’m pretty sure Drew is gonna win at least one more Super Bowl. So I’d rather Eli have 2 than Brady have 4. Drew will equal the 2, and with some luck maybe even get 3. Don’t see him getting 4 though. So I’d rather Brady stay at 3 and Eli get a second, rather than Brady get a 4th. And now, I’m pretty sure Brady’s never gonna get the 4th. I think that was it. Also I have to admit that I find the whole “Eli has 2 and Peyton only has 1” thing pretty amusing. Imagine the Manning Face!!!<br /><br /><br />RALPH:<br />I just watched the Gleason piece on the Chronic. It was really well done and Wang I think a local NOLA station should do a an hour special on him. I did think of an idea the Saints/NFL could to raise money for him and ALS. Make Gleason jerseys and all proceeds go to Team Gleason/ALS. Obviously nationally no one is buying a 37 Gleason jersey/imitation jersey but I bet Saints fans would especially if they promoted the hell out of it. <br /><br />As for the halftime show I'm in agreement with Cowherd, who said they should just get rid of it, because the NFL is so big now they don't need it to guarantee ratings or to keep people bailing at halftime. <br /><br />The NFL would never do it because they love the spectacle of it. <br /><br />Still, to me no act will satisfy anyone really with a 12 minute show. Madonna I thought compared to the fucking corpse of the Who was ok. <br /><br />/likes Madonna what can I say<br /><br /><br />KEVIN: <br />Okay, when I post this chain on Hakim later, I'm absolutely bolding the "likes Madonna" part. :)<br /> <br />Yeah, you're right now act will satisfy everyone, but there are some acts where people might be like, "well, I don't like them, but okay, whatever." I felt that way about Prince. I'm not necessarily a fan, but the dude was good.<br /> <br />But if the NFL insists on digging up old acts, then I'd like to suggest CCR or MC5. Fuck, gimme Duran Duran or one of those 80s groups. I'd even settle for a horrible mish-mash of Annie Lennox, The Cult and Jesus Jones.<br /> <br />And the fact that WWL-TV hasn't done an hour long special on Gleason is utterly retarded. That's a fucking ratings layup locally.<br /><br /><br />WANG:<br />Heh. See, I thought The Who kicked ass. But that’s just me. And I admit that I’m biased. Back in the late 80s/early 90s when I went through the requisite “adolescent male classic rock phase” I really committed to it. Still listen to them every now and then, and I respect the hell out of dudes who can strut onto a stage at 80 years old and crank the amps up to 11 and rock that shit old school like it’s still 1968. Oh and there’s also the little matter of “...somewhere between Pinball Wizard and ‘Teenage Wasteland’ we decided we were going Ambush.” Yeah, little biased on those grounds as well. Think they’d have decided to go Ambush somewhere between Borderline and Vogue? Anyway, Roger Daltrey is still a total badass.<br /> <br />A thought just occurred to me: What if Hendrix were still around? Can you even imagine??? HO... LEE... SHIT. There wouldn’t even BE a second half.<br /> <br />But yeah, I guess I kinda agree with Cowherd on principle with the “just get rid of it” thing. But the league definitely loves the spectacle and all that. It’s a total “We’re the shit!” thing, and they’re right. It’s also about reeling in the ladies and making sure there’s a reason for them to be into it too. Which is why lately you usually get Madonna and Janet Jackson and Black Eyed Peas and Prince and all that. I’m not sure they’ll ever go with some act like The Who ever again, if for no other reason than it’s “too male.”<br /> <br />Personally, I think The Cult would be fucking fantastic. But I’m a dude. “Too male.” And even at their peak, not nearly popular/mainstream enough. Next year it’ll probably be fuckin’ Lady Gaga or some shit. Or somebody who blew up on YouTube or something. Or Cher.<br /><br /><br />ANDREW:<br />Oh dear Christ, Cher. I'd off myself. I pick Tenacious D. Seriously though it should be all nola bands next year. Saints in 2012 = first home game in SB history<br /><br /><br />KEVIN:<br />I'll add Billy Joel and Neil Diamond to the list of "old artists I'd be okay with at halftime."<br /> <br />Oh, and to get this partly back to football:<br /> <br />Does this loss "hurt" Tom Brady's legacy? I know (some) people are dogging the guy, but I don't think this hurts his legacy in so far as HOF or even legendary status. I mean, nobody was retarded enough to really compare to Joe Montana BEFORE last night's game, right?<br /> <br />Here's a question: If Eli Manning retired TOMORROW, would he be a HOFer? 2 SB wins (and game MVPs). He's got the postseason part of the resume covered and then some. He played pretty damn well this season. But are his regular season stats enough to go along with the rest of his resume?<br /> <br />If Brees retired TOMORROW, I would say yes. With Eli...I'm not so sure. And it's not like Eli has to do THAT much, either. I think if he just plays even 2 more years and puts up decent numbers, I'd say he belongs.<br /> <br />And anybody that wants to say "ELIte >>>>> Peyton and Brees" should be forced to watch the NFL Honors broadcast on 24-hour loop.<br /><br /><br />HANS:<br />next up for the NFL and their halftime super bowl show will be...ELTON JOHN<br /><br /><br />ANDREW:<br />If that means I dont have to ever suffer through Jeff Duncan's attempts at humor tweeting, so be it. His "like a prayer" jokes during Madonna were about as entertaining as Kardashian television. <br /><br /><br />HANS:<br />And in his column today, Duncan apologized for a "madonna pun" after writing "like a surgeon" but he forgot that it should have been a "Weird Al Yankovic" pun, as it was Al who spoofed "Like A Virgin" with "Like A Surgeon"<br /><br /><br />KEVIN:<br />Weird Al Yankovic. Book him for the halftime show. <br /><br /><br />ANDREW:<br />Gold!<br /><br /><em>(Photo by Jamie Squire of Getty Images)</em>Mr. Held Overhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15267337235861718498noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5530115824493944396.post-81993411365322574742012-01-16T11:18:00.002-06:002012-01-16T11:19:42.729-06:00Unimpressed Breesus understands your pain, Aaron Rodgers<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEikWKOFPjzhj6nyFfFn94zImD3in_w6dzg1Um9AOBKxPM7Hm_fYQ9iMnBFTyDOuvPInGqUgWp0zJqLfMzV4-EIrN6bJSVE9rN4ljBKqe-sdTvvtg4Qvjfpd6zB1tD1rZ2SKEyZVvugzI6w/s1600/011612_brees1.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 259px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEikWKOFPjzhj6nyFfFn94zImD3in_w6dzg1Um9AOBKxPM7Hm_fYQ9iMnBFTyDOuvPInGqUgWp0zJqLfMzV4-EIrN6bJSVE9rN4ljBKqe-sdTvvtg4Qvjfpd6zB1tD1rZ2SKEyZVvugzI6w/s400/011612_brees1.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5698280767211329618" /></a><br /><br />(Photo by Getty Images)Mr. Held Overhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15267337235861718498noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5530115824493944396.post-86502713270795905912012-01-16T11:17:00.000-06:002012-01-16T11:18:45.560-06:00Unimpressed Breesus gives, receives dap<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjwBZvEuSlQaCrP_flMBLO-51JgtsYT47NqHo1G6B2jsE3NpZZ7fV-mzWmYS5Gy3wH8J5EffbqlxvfHr8PPojH6F_FwsB7xihXv7FA9libSXruevL1pwkydnYBuOOIXokCvluJ_XyDJjcc/s1600/011612_brees.jpg"><img style="display:block; 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