Random Question.

Sometimes, I'll ask a random question that everybody can answer.

Here's my first one:

What football-related euphemism can we (men) use to describe masturbation? Ladies, if you have one for yourselves, I'd love to hear it.

I tried thinking of this while taking out the garbage today and I'm stumped.

The best thing I could come up with is, "He's gonna take it himself!" or "He's calling his own number!" I just believe there's something better out there. I'll consult with Ralph, Dave and anyone else who'll listen.

Meantime, share your ideas in the comments section.