Sunday, February 3, 2008

F*ck Bill Simmons!!!!

Hey, Billy Baroo!!! "ELI'S COMING!!!!!!!!"

In the words of Sean Connery, "Suck it, Trebek!"

Seriously, folks, who do you think feels like the bigger asshole right now: Tiki Barber or Bill Simmons? How fast did Tiki call in sick to work for Monday? Ten seconds after the game ended?

Is Simmons on suicide watch right now? Were his buddies banging on the front door looking for to make sure he didn't hang himself in the closet? I betcha Billy's wife answered the door and told everybody, "Guys, I don't know where Bill went." Meanwhile, Billy "Baroo" is locked in the garage, sitting inside his Dodge Stratus with the motor running.

Do you think Bill will pull the same shit he did last year, when he "took some time off" and came back with a lame mailbag and gave a half-assed acknowledgement of the Colts' Super Bowl win?

Wow, Billy boy, FIRST Peyton Manning comes back and beats your Pats when you guys had the game in hand...and NOW...baby brother Eli Manning comes along and beats you guys ON THE BIGGEST STAGE in front of millions!!!

How do you like DEM APPLES, ASSHOLE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Fuck you.

There, I'm done.

For now.

3 comments:

The Professor said...

the best part is that even the audience that Simmons could still count on to be in his corner, Boston Fans, will now be turning on him in droves because of that piece he wrote 3 weeks ago comparing the 2007 Patriots to the 1986 Celtics and wondering which team was better, in essence jinxing the Pats.

Here Bill let me edit that piece for ya...

1986 Celtics? World Champs.
2007 Patrtiots? Not World Champs.

The end.

Anonymous said...

hopefully Simmons brings back the "Eli, call me when you have 3 rings..."
If the Yankees getting swept in 04 is the biggest collapse in sports history.... what happens when a team loses at 18-0?
Simmons can suck it.

Spydey said...

lovin' this...