Hey, Billy Baroo!!! "ELI'S COMING!!!!!!!!"
In the words of Sean Connery, "Suck it, Trebek!"
Seriously, folks, who do you think feels like the bigger asshole right now: Tiki Barber or Bill Simmons? How fast did Tiki call in sick to work for Monday? Ten seconds after the game ended?
Is Simmons on suicide watch right now? Were his buddies banging on the front door looking for to make sure he didn't hang himself in the closet? I betcha Billy's wife answered the door and told everybody, "Guys, I don't know where Bill went." Meanwhile, Billy "Baroo" is locked in the garage, sitting inside his Dodge Stratus with the motor running.
Do you think Bill will pull the same shit he did last year, when he "took some time off" and came back with a lame mailbag and gave a half-assed acknowledgement of the Colts' Super Bowl win?
Wow, Billy boy, FIRST Peyton Manning comes back and beats your Pats when you guys had the game in hand...and NOW...baby brother Eli Manning comes along and beats you guys ON THE BIGGEST STAGE in front of millions!!!
How do you like DEM APPLES, ASSHOLE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
There, I'm done.