Bas Rutten. He's a UFC guy who sounds like a more masculine Yakov Smirnov. In this video, he demonstrates how to fend off an attacker in a bar room setting...as well as in a boxing ring. Cause if there's one place I frequent at night, it's a boxing ring. Best thing about the video: Bas does the Jackie Gleason "Bang! Zoom!" voice when throwing imaginary kicks and punches. Forget Gleason knocking Alice to the moon in "The Honeymooners," Bas Rutten would knock that woman clear out the damn solar system. (Yeah, I just made a reference to a 1950s television show. Deal with it.)
Thanks to Food Court Lunch and The Big Lead.