Sometimes, I'll ask a random question that everybody can answer.
Here's my first one:
What football-related euphemism can we (men) use to describe masturbation? Ladies, if you have one for yourselves, I'd love to hear it.
I tried thinking of this while taking out the garbage today and I'm stumped.
The best thing I could come up with is, "He's gonna take it himself!" or "He's calling his own number!" I just believe there's something better out there. I'll consult with Ralph, Dave and anyone else who'll listen.
Meantime, share your ideas in the comments section.