Today's "Great Moments in Drew Brees History" (Part 2)
"Drew Brees once sued the band Marcy Playground, claiming the song 'Sex and Candy' were the trademarked names for his left and right butt cheeks. The band settled out of court and now pays royalties to Drew every time they play the song."
(Ed. note: Hat tip to my friend Lee for coming up with that one.)