NFL Power Rankings (Week 3)

I decided to wait until AFTER week three to do these power rankings. I'm one of (checks joke book) like, fucking, ZERO people who thinks that the NCAA and the NFL writers should wait until three or four weeks into the season before they publish power rankings. This sort of rule would have the most useful, long-term impact on the NCAA.

So here's how I rank this: I try to rank teams in terms of "who could beat the teams below them, but likely could not beat the teams above them."

Oh yeah, this is also an opportunity for me to post pictures of hot chicks again. Hooray, beer!



(above: Kira Eggers)

32. Cleveland Browns (0-3)
31. St. Louis Rams (0-3)
30. Kansas City Chiefs (0-3)
29. Tampa Bay Buccaneers (0-3)
28. Oakland Raiders (1-2)
27. Washington Redskins (1-2)
26. Carolina Panthers (0-3)
25. Detroit Lions (1-2)
24. Miami Dolphins (0-3)
23. Seattle Seahawks (1-2)
22. Jacksonville Jaguars (1-2)
21. Tennessee Titans (0-3)



(above: Pamela Diaz)

20. Buffalo Bills (1-2)
19. Arizona Cardinals (1-2)
18. Chicago Bears (2-1)
17. Houston Texans (1-2)
16. Pittsburgh Steelers (1-2)
15. Denver Broncos (3-0)
14. San Diego Chargers (2-1)
13. Cincinnati Bengals (2-1)
12. San Francisco 49ers (2-1)
11. Dallas Cowboys (2-1)



(above: Kelly Brook)

10. Philadelphia Eagles (2-1)
9. Atlanta Falcons (2-1)
8. Minnesota Vikings (3-0)
7. New England Patriots (2-1)
6. Green Bay Packers (2-1)
5. Baltimore Ravens (3-0)
4. New Orleans Saints (3-0)
3. New York Jets (3-0)
2. Indianapolis Colts (3-0)
1. New York Giants (3-0)