Hey, psst! Gustav! Come here for a second!
Yeah, umm, who do you think you are? You're really pissing me off here, Gus. I mean, you wait to roll into the Gulf of Mexico the WEEK before the NFL season starts. On the anniversary of Katrina's landfall no less? Unbelievable.
I got friends and family living in New Orleans, dickhead. You need to step off, son, or else there will be blood...er, cumulus clouds.