Wednesday, July 9, 2008

Bryan Adams is going to bring the Saints Drafts to Heaven

The New Orleans Saints are proud to announce the hiring of Bryan Adams as new director of college scouting.

He brings sales of over 65 million records and countless number one hits.

No doubt college players will ," Run to you" and by you we mean Bryan.

He's going to send our drafts to ," Heaven"

Also he's probably the only good thing musically to ever come out of Canada besides Alanis Morrissette.

But we felt, her alternative rock and most current shitty album just didn't fit our scouting department needs.

And we'd hire a retard before we'd pay Celine Dion to scout players.




Bryan also inducted into Canada's Walk of Fame in 1998,[32] and more recently inducted into the Music Hall of Fame at Canada's Juno Awards in April 2006.

That's like the equivalent of a People's Choice Award in America you fucks.

This move means Super Bowl...


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