Tuesday, October 6, 2009

NFL Power Rankings (Week 4)

Did you fucking SEE what ESPN did to the Saints and Jets this week?!?! Okay, so the Saints stayed the same, the Jets actually MOVED UP a spot, and the fucking Minnesota Favres were placed ahead of the Saints. Unbelievable.

You know what'll help me calm down? Boobies.

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What, no boobies?!?

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Okay, fine. Know what'll help me calm down? Theme songs from 80s television shows!



32. St. Louis Rams (0-4)
31. Tampa Bay Buccaneers (0-4)
30. Kansas City Chiefs (0-4)
29. Oakland Raiders (1-3)
28. Cleveland Browns (0-4)
27. Detroit Lions (1-3)
26. Tennessee Titans (0-4)
25. Carolina Panthers (0-3)
24. Seattle Seahawks (1-3)
23. Washington Redskins (2-2)
22. Buffalo Bills (1-3)
21. Miami Dolphins (1-3)



20. Arizona Cardinals (1-2)
19. Jacksonville Jaguars (2-2)
18. Houston Texans (2-2)
17. San Diego Chargers (2-2)
16. Dallas Cowboys (2-2)
15. Green Bay Packers (2-2)
14. Chicago Bears (3-1)
13. Pittsburgh Steelers (2-2)
12. Cincinnati Bengals (3-1)
11. Denver Broncos (4-0)



10. San Francisco 49ers (3-1)
9. Philadelphia Eagles (2-1)
8. Atlanta Falcons (2-1)
7. New York Jets (3-1)
6. Baltimore Ravens (3-1)
5. Minnesota Vikings (4-0)
4. New England Patriots (3-1)
3. New Orleans Saints (4-0)
2. Indianapolis Colts (4-0)
1. New York Giants (4-0)

Honestly, you could argue that the Saints deserve the top spot since they've played better opposition. Feel free to flail away at me in the comments section.

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