With Christmas season upon Who Dat Nation, I thought it would be kinda cool if I shared some new and exciting information that's just come my way.
Now look...I know a guy who, well frankly, KNOWS A GUY...and he got the straight skinny on what the Black and Gold Boys were either shopping for this Black Friday or want this December 25th.
Mark Brunell: Sound retirement planning advice, from the Wu Tang Clan.
Reggie Bush: For Kim's brother, Rob, to introduce him to "Lisa Ann" and a copy of Nailin Paylin.
Pierre Thomas: Wants the following personalized license plates: "Ecto 1," "STR SCRMR," "LST STRFGHTR" and "MR. PTR T."
David Thomas: The secret formula for Coca-Cola.
John Carney: Type O blood plasma (24 pints) or Polident Overnight.
Malcolm Jenkins: Liquid Plumber Pipe Snake.
Devery Henderson: A non-MST3K copy of "Manos: The Hands of Fate."
Marques Colston: A velvet painting of himself.
Lance Moore: Shake Weight For Men. Because his biceps and triceps can still be just a little bit bigger...
Mike McKenzie: A guest stint on Pros vs. Joes. ... Wait? He actually WANTS that? That can't be right...
Jeremy Shockey: A year's supply of Trojan Ecstasy Condoms. He'll burn through them in three months.
Sean Payton: New golf visors, hair bandanas, and the number of a good drywall company. That's right, I'm going back to the well on that one. Deal with it.
Drew Brees: WaterBoardGame!
Darren Sharper: Stratego and .Ball In A Cup.
Thomas Morstead: Crossfire and a Hello Kitty Boom Box CD Player and the Hello Kitty 10-piece car cover interior set.