Friday, November 27, 2009

Black Friday Hopes and Holiday Wish Lists...

With Christmas season upon Who Dat Nation, I thought it would be kinda cool if I shared some new and exciting information that's just come my way.

Now look...I know a guy who, well frankly, KNOWS A GUY...and he got the straight skinny on what the Black and Gold Boys were either shopping for this Black Friday or want this December 25th.

Mark Brunell: Sound retirement planning advice, from the Wu Tang Clan.

Reggie Bush: For Kim's brother, Rob, to introduce him to "Lisa Ann" and a copy of Nailin Paylin.

Pierre Thomas: Wants the following personalized license plates: "Ecto 1," "STR SCRMR," "LST STRFGHTR" and "MR. PTR T."

David Thomas: The secret formula for Coca-Cola.

John Carney: Type O blood plasma (24 pints) or Polident Overnight.

Malcolm Jenkins: Liquid Plumber Pipe Snake.

Devery Henderson: A non-MST3K copy of "Manos: The Hands of Fate."

Marques Colston: A velvet painting of himself.

Lance Moore: Shake Weight For Men. Because his biceps and triceps can still be just a little bit bigger...

Mike McKenzie: A guest stint on Pros vs. Joes. ... Wait? He actually WANTS that? That can't be right...

Jeremy Shockey: A year's supply of Trojan Ecstasy Condoms. He'll burn through them in three months.

Sean Payton: New golf visors, hair bandanas, and the number of a good drywall company. That's right, I'm going back to the well on that one. Deal with it.

Drew Brees: WaterBoardGame!

Darren Sharper: Stratego and .Ball In A Cup.

Thomas Morstead: Crossfire and a Hello Kitty Boom Box CD Player and the Hello Kitty 10-piece car cover interior set.

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