Thursday, May 29, 2008

Flopus Maximus will be disappointed...

So much for the winning the NBA Title in odd-numbered years, Spurs fans. The NBA announced it will impose fines for flopping next season. Well, that pretty much ends the careers of: Robert Horry, Manu Ginobli, Tony Parker and Bruce Bowen.

Ladies and gentlemen, our long national nightmare is over!

What? What's that you say? The Hornets were pretty bad floppers, too? Uh-huh. Tell you what, if this policy is active next season, I'll bet a case of Coca-Cola (or whatever sugary, caffeine-fueled beverage you choose) to somebody with a Spurs blog that the Spurs will have more flop-related fines than the Hornets.

Oh, and I have video evidence on them Spurs, as seen here:

And here:

And this one:

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