Well hello, fucktards!
The HAZ Man is BAAACK!. In my rightful place running an NFL Team.
NFL Cheerleaders and St. Louis Rams fans sanity need to get ready. Cause I'm gonna fuck up the both of you!
Some people think the HAZ man is just some ranting crazy person whose team's go up and down like the stock market, commit a shitload of penalties, and generally make the team's fans wish they were the same temperature as Paul Newman.
It's all BULLSHIT.
I have a plan, motherfuckers.
I already brought in Jason Craft and that means the secondary will be air tight in no time.
As for the offense....Concussion Boy Green is out but Marc Bulgar ain't going back in...we are going to plan B...
As in Brooks Baby!
(Aaron Brooks strides in, bumping into the door frame along the way.)
People, this guy here is ready. He's rested from not playing last year, and the reports of him being retarded are a complete lie...
(Brooks begins eating glue and using pages in the Rams playbook to make paper airplanes...)
You see people the HAZ man has a fucking plan...not just for the Rams but for America...
(In walks Johnathan Sullivan, munching on a taco from Taco Town.)
My plan to save the Economy....
Sulli is going to eat all these bad mortgage securities and then start shitting gold nuggets...problem solved...
The HAZ-Man has spoken and I AM OUT....
1 comment:
bravo son. bravo!!
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