Tuesday, September 9, 2008

So Just How Did the Saints Win?

Turns out, it was all God's doing.

From Kissing Suzy Kolber:

I allowed the Saints of New Orleans to get by the Buccaneers of Tampa Bay because it felt right the right thing to do. I also made Reggie Bush score a TD, because I knew if he had a good game, his girlfriend Kim would do her Godly, girlfriendly duties and ride him like a chariot. That’s the one advantage of being all-seeing and all-knowing: You can watch people fuck ALL THE TIME.

Good to know, Big Guy. You keep at it, then.

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