On the "Danny Pintauro in Cujo Annoyance Scale" I rate the following Old Spice commercials...(with 1 being, "Not annoying at all! what the fuck is your problem!? Annoying? Bah! I fart on your suggestion of annoyance!" and a 10 being, "Jesus tap dancing Christ, can we PLEASE shut this f**king guy up?!") You get the idea...
Annoyance Scale: 3. But only because I don't mind smelling like wild flowers AND shame...
Annoyance Scale: a solid 4.5
Annoyance Scale: a 7. Listen, Will, go make "Anchorman 2" and quit making crappy comedies. Why did you turn into Adam Sandler?! Why?!? Why?!?
Annoyance Scale: a 9.95. Would've been higher, but the Austrian judges gave it an 8.98. This fuckwad should've taken in a mouth full of dirt. Look, I realize advertising in the 21st century is all about being clever and nonsensical. Like a Mr. Plow ad. But this shit is seriously aggravating.
Annoyance Scale: -174...meaning, holy fuck Bruce Campbell knows how to bring it in a commercial hocking other peoples' wares! See, THIS is how you're supposed to market shit all clever like in the 21st century.
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